{"id":1205,"date":"2012-02-01T17:37:58","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T23:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2012-02-01T17:37:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T23:37:58","slug":"third-rate-russian-sci-fi-film-and-turned-it-into-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"Third-Rate Russian Sci-Fi Film &#8212; and Turned It Into Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/reys01_1311138402_crop_550x386.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/reys01_1311138402_crop_550x386.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"reys01_1311138402_crop_550x386\" width=\"520\" height=\"366\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/reys01_1311138402_crop_550x386.jpg 550w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/reys01_1311138402_crop_550x386-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I was choosing a feature for the upcoming SF Sketchfest 2012 Bad Movie Night (Sunday, Jan. 29), I knew we were going to need a doozy of a stinker, a public domain oddity whose quality was obvious from the title.<\/p>\n<p>And I found it: 1968&#8217;s Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women. Sounds horrible, huh? It&#8217;s not to be confused with 1966&#8217;s Women of the Prehistoric Planet, but it is to be confused with 1965&#8217;s Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet, as well as a 1962 Soviet sci-fi film called Planet of Storms.<\/p>\n<p>Confused? I&#8217;ll explain.<\/p>\n<p>Planet of Storms &#8212; or \u041f\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0435\u0442\u0430 \u0411\u0443\u0440\u044c, if that&#8217;s how you are &#8212; is an odd mix of pulpy sci-fi and dour Russian cinema. It opens with glum cosmonauts in a Tarkovsky-esque brood-mode.<\/p>\n<p>While there&#8217;s plenty of brooding left to go, rubber-monster wackiness ensues when they land on Venus, including a mean red mother in outer space.<\/p>\n<p>So Roger Corman bought Storms, had Curtis Harrington dub it into English, re-edit it, and shoot some new footage on the cheap, and Corman released it as Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet. Much of the brooding was removed (as well as a female cosmonaut), and dialogue that wasn&#8217;t very smart in the first place was dumbed further down.<\/p>\n<p>Never one not to use every part of the cow several times, Corman then hired Peter Bogdanovich to re-edit Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet &#8212; not Storms, mind you, but the already-Americanized version &#8212; into a third movie.<\/p>\n<p>Bogdanovich removed Harrington&#8217;s new footage, covered much of the redubbed dialogue with narration, and excerpted the intro and other effects from Battle Beyond the Sun, itself a re-edit by Francisco Ford Coppola of another Russian sci-fi film, The Sky is Calling (or \u041d\u0435\u0431\u043e \u0417\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442, obviously).<\/p>\n<p>Most importantly, Bogdanovich shot scenes of Mamie Van Doren on the shores of Big Sur Venus as the leader of a group of clamshell-bikini-wearing, pterodactyl-worshipping women who are totally prehistoric &#8212; Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women, QED.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, the aforementioned Women of the Prehistoric Planet bears no relation to these other movies beyond the samey-sounding name. 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