{"id":13074,"date":"2014-10-14T07:14:07","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T13:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=13074"},"modified":"2014-10-17T13:05:36","modified_gmt":"2014-10-17T19:05:36","slug":"bloodsucka-jones-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=13074","title":{"rendered":"Bloodsucka Jones &#8211; Available for Rent and Purchase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?attachment_id=13075\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13075\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13075\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"cover\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>David&#8217;s new girlfriend turns out to be a vampire so he enlists the help of the 10th best vampire hunter in his zipcode and legendary badass <em>Bloodsucka Jones<\/em> to fight off an army of evil preppy vampires.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/BloodsuckaJonesTheMovie\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/BloodsuckaJonesTheMovie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>[youtube_sc url=&#8221;https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Hf7uy2qshDs &#8220;]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Trailers contain some of the best scenes, but for <em>Bloodsucka Jones<\/em>, the whole movie is a trailer, it was funny, exciting, and sexy from start to finish.\u00a0 A few things Mr. Jones didn\u2019t have time to share in the trailer was the film also contains:<br \/>\n<strong><em>Animation with two Unicorns going at it. <\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>A teddy bear getting a full cavity search. <\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>Gratuitous bikini car wash<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>Attack montage by sexy vampires set to a hard rock song.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?attachment_id=13076\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13076\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13076\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vampires-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"vampires\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vampires-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vampires-785x588.jpg 785w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vampires.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To sum up the film, LOVED IT! That\u2019s to put it simple, Bloodsucka Jones was a blast to watch! The story, action, comedy, eye candy, all make the film enjoyable and worth watching. \u00a0However, it\u2019s the content of the film that elevates the enjoyment to, as Bloodsucka would say himself, BAD ASSS!<\/p>\n<p>Justin Armao who plays David in the film, just loves to deliver one liners throughout the film. He\u2019s complimented by endless sarcastic comments and jokes by the supporting cast. With the exception of Bloodsucka Jone\u2019s beautiful sidekick Vanessa (Maria Canapino), who doesn\u2019t speak a word throughout the film. Spoiler alert: She speaks one word near the end.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?attachment_id=13077\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13077\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13077\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vanessa-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"vanessa\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vanessa-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vanessa-785x588.jpg 785w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/vanessa.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a tiny sample of the continuous one liners:<br \/>\n<strong><em>Your hands are cold, were you jerking off a snow man?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>The freeway had more traffic than your sister\u2019s pants.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>You couldn\u2019t F\u2019 a panda if you had a bamboo wiener.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The typical B Movies will run about 90 minutes and <em>Bloodsucka Jones<\/em> goes that extra 13 minutes, just to give us a few extra laughs, eye candy, and quality kills.<\/p>\n<p>The DVD extra features are all worth checking out:<br \/>\n<em>Fancey Mess \u2018em Ups<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Stuff Dat Got Cut<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Yay Trailers<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Commentaries<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Purchase Bloodsucka Jones from Amazon.com <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bloodsucka-Jones-Justin-Armao\/dp\/B00MYFOCJ4\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1412917869&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=bloodsucka+jones\">http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bloodsucka-Jones-Justin-Armao\/dp\/B00MYFOCJ4\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1412917869&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=bloodsucka+jones<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now available through Vimeo on Demand for Rent and Purchase.<br \/>\n<b><a class=\"c_nobdr t_prs\" href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/ondemand\/22714\" target=\"\"><span style=\"color: #0072c6; font-family: Arial;\">https:\/\/vimeo.com\/ondemand\/22714<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>If you have some thoughts to share about this article or you&#8217;d like to discuss B movies with other B movie fans and filmmakers please visit our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/bmovienation\/\" target=\"_blank\">B Movie Nation Facebook group<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David&#8217;s new girlfriend turns out to be a vampire so he enlists the help of the 10th best vampire hunter in his zipcode and legendary badass Bloodsucka Jones to fight off an army of evil preppy vampires. https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/BloodsuckaJonesTheMovie &nbsp; [youtube_sc url=&#8221;https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Hf7uy2qshDs &#8220;] &nbsp; Trailers contain some of the best scenes, but for Bloodsucka Jones, the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":13075,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-latest-if-not-the-greatest","wpcat-4-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"thumbnail":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover-145x145.jpg",145,145,true],"medium":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover-225x300.jpg",225,300,true],"medium_large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"1536x1536":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"2048x2048":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",720,960,false],"gridflex-360w-300h-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cover.jpg",225,300,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"","author_link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=33"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"David&#8217;s new girlfriend turns out to be a vampire so he enlists the help of the 10th best vampire hunter in his zipcode and legendary badass Bloodsucka Jones to fight off an army of evil preppy vampires. https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/BloodsuckaJonesTheMovie &nbsp; 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