{"id":22818,"date":"2017-08-01T13:47:30","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T19:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=22818"},"modified":"2017-07-16T13:49:00","modified_gmt":"2017-07-16T19:49:00","slug":"attack-of-the-jungle-women-1959-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=22818","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the Jungle Women (1959)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22789\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500-193x300.jpg 193w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg 483w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t know what these people were thinking when they made this movie. As a bad movie fan, my favorite kind of bad movie is the obscure, little-known b-movie that probably only got released onto video through some misdirected act of pity, and &#8220;Attack of the Jungle Women&#8221; delivers (At the time when this review was written, there were less than five votes for this movie, including mine.)<\/p>\n<p>Initially, this movie tries to be an entertaining movie about a large company that wants to build a trans-continental highway in the Americas, but to do so have to go into the Panama rain forest and ask the natives if it&#8217;s all right with them to have a five-lane expressway put up over their ancestors&#8217; burial grounds. For reasons that are beyond the Americans, the &#8220;ignorant natives&#8221; aren&#8217;t so keen on the idea of becoming a puppet to western culture and refuse.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, the plot breaks down as the filmmakers realized that they were up a creek with no budget, no acting, and a plot that hardly fills out a paragraph, let alone an entire movie. The solution: breasts, and lots of them! So, as the Americans tour the native lands, they are constantly surrounded by native women who forego the idea of wearing upper-body wear of any kind. The only problem with this approach to pornography is the fact that this sort of innocuous nudity is about as erotic as &#8220;National Geographic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, stuff happens, people die, and the Air Force is sent in to clean up the mess. In the end, it reveals itself as a propaganda film, showing off the spleandor of the US Air Force. Something here tells me that the filmmakers got some funding from Uncle Sam in order to make this movie.<\/p>\n<p>In short, if you&#8217;re looking for genuine 1950&#8217;s bad cinema, this is it. This is one of those films that really makes you question how golden the Golden Era really was.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really don&#8217;t know what these people were thinking when they made this movie. As a bad movie fan, my favorite kind of bad movie is the obscure, little-known b-movie that probably only got released onto video through some misdirected act of pity, and &#8220;Attack of the Jungle Women&#8221; delivers (At the time when this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22789,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-b-movie-news","wpcat-1-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"thumbnail":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500-145x145.jpg",145,145,true],"medium":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500-193x300.jpg",193,300,true],"medium_large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"1536x1536":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"2048x2048":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",483,750,false],"gridflex-360w-300h-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/tumblr_o7a3u0Oasl1u3vseto1_500.jpg",193,300,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"admin1","author_link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"I really don&#8217;t know what these people were thinking when they made this movie. 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