{"id":29572,"date":"2020-02-02T11:10:53","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T17:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=29572"},"modified":"2020-01-05T11:12:37","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T17:12:37","slug":"the-nail-gun-massacre-1985-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=29572","title":{"rendered":"The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After a young woman is brutally pack-raped by construction workers, a mysterious leather-clad vindicator (imagine the progeny of ‘Darth Vader’ and “The Wraith” as an audio-visual cue) stalks, then summarily gelds the attackers with galvanised nail gun precision.<\/p>\n

I’ve seen some howlers and this is tough to beat for egregious shoddiness. Jagged editing and jump cuts that look like they’ve been made with a knife and fork, sound that only certain species of whale can detect with sonar-echolocation and paltry special effects (denim is apparently impervious to nails, whereby they hang limply like fashion accoutrements, despite the victim writhing in pain, clutching at a severely bloodied crotch) are but a few in a litany of feeble production values that will either have you terminating proceedings at the earliest juncture, or, laughing hysterically throughout.<\/p>\n

No doubt inspired by “I Spit on Your Grave”, there’s really not that much substance in the storyline of which to speak, other than 80-odd minutes of, well, nailing. Too trivial to qualify as a criminal justice commentary, and not sophisticated enough to be dark humour, it’s amateurish, uncomplicated and unlikely to offend any but those with delicate sensibilities. If you enjoy those ‘so-bad-they’re-funny’ movies, then this should surely please. Others may want to avoid.<\/p>\n

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After a young woman is brutally pack-raped by construction workers, a mysterious leather-clad vindicator (imagine the progeny of ‘Darth Vader’ and “The Wraith” as an audio-visual cue) stalks, then summarily gelds the attackers with galvanised nail gun precision. I’ve seen some howlers and this is tough to beat for egregious shoddiness. Jagged editing and jump…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29546,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-b-movie-news","wpcat-1-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"thumbnail":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"medium":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d-200x300.jpg",200,300,true],"medium_large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"large":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"1536x1536":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"2048x2048":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",550,826,false],"gridflex-360w-300h-image":["http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/14460026aaca13f92852d185ed91da0d.jpg",200,300,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"admin1","author_link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"After a young woman is brutally pack-raped by construction workers, a mysterious leather-clad vindicator (imagine the progeny of ‘Darth Vader’ and “The Wraith” as an audio-visual cue) stalks, then summarily gelds the attackers with galvanised nail gun precision. I’ve seen some howlers and this is tough to beat for egregious shoddiness. Jagged editing and jump...","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29572\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}