{"id":29582,"date":"2020-02-04T11:24:16","date_gmt":"2020-02-04T17:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=29582"},"modified":"2020-01-05T11:25:54","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T17:25:54","slug":"splatter-university-1984-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=29582","title":{"rendered":"Splatter University (1984)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1fbe83f15d7cdcdcee2737c63318c75b-785x916.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"785\" height=\"916\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-29551\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1fbe83f15d7cdcdcee2737c63318c75b-785x916.jpg 785w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1fbe83f15d7cdcdcee2737c63318c75b-257x300.jpg 257w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1fbe83f15d7cdcdcee2737c63318c75b-768x896.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1fbe83f15d7cdcdcee2737c63318c75b.jpg 1148w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 785px) 100vw, 785px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Directed by Richard W. Haines, most famous for his co-directing post on CLASS OF NUKE &#8216;EM HIGH (and his demotion to second-unit director of the film after only a week), SPLATTER UNIVERSITY tells the tale of random college students who are introduced and immediately murdered. Meanwhile, a new teacher tries to solve the mystery of who&#8217;s spilling all this university blood. The VHS cover&#8217;s cheerleader mysteriously never shows up to class.<\/p>\n<p>The film features many wacky college-kid antics (which are damn near impossible to hear because of sound issues), murders (which are almost all uninspired stabbings), and a mystery that is face-palmingly obvious from very early on. Still, the film never takes itself that seriously and there are quite a few intentional and unintentional laughs to be had. As long as you find rampant misogyny and bloody killings funny (and who doesn&#8217;t!).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only 78 minutes long, and I can safely say I enjoyed most of them. I&#8217;m a little surprised at the largely negative reviews here which don&#8217;t mention how dang fun the whole thing is. Great to pair with FINAL EXAM or THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD for a trashy double feature of dead collegians.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Directed by Richard W. Haines, most famous for his co-directing post on CLASS OF NUKE &#8216;EM HIGH (and his demotion to second-unit director of the film after only a week), SPLATTER UNIVERSITY tells the tale of random college students who are introduced and immediately murdered. 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