{"id":25513,"date":"2018-08-04T17:29:13","date_gmt":"2018-08-04T23:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=25513"},"modified":"2018-04-28T17:31:02","modified_gmt":"2018-04-28T23:31:02","slug":"alley-cat-1984","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=25513","title":{"rendered":"Alley Cat (1984)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-768x1170.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-672x1024.jpg 672w, https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This entertainingly tacky&#8217;n&#8217;trashy distaff &#8220;Death Wish&#8221; copy stars the exceptionally gorgeous and well-endowed brunette hottie supreme Karin Mani as Billie Clark, a top-notch martial arts fighter and one woman wrecking crew who opens up a gigantic ten gallon drum of ferocious chopsocky whup-a** on assorted no-count scuzzy muggers, rapists, drug dealers and street gang members after some nasty low-life criminals attack her beloved grand parents. The stunningly voluptuous Ms. Mani sinks her teeth into her feisty butt-stomping tough chick part with winningly spunky aplomb, beating jerky guys up with infectious glee and baring her smoking hot bod in a few utterly gratuitous, but much-appreciated nude scenes. Unfortunately, Mani possesses an extremely irritating chewing-on-marbles harsh and grating voice that&#8217;s sheer murder on the ears (my favorite moment concerning Mani&#8217;s dubious delivery of her dialogue occurs when she quips &#8220;Don&#8217;t mess with girls in the park; that&#8217;s not nice!&#8221; after clobbering a few detestable hooligans. The delectable Karin&#8217;s sole subsequent film role was in &#8220;Avenging Angel,&#8221; in which she does a truly eye-popping full-frontal nude scene, but doesn&#8217;t have any lines.) The film&#8217;s single most sensationally sleazy sequence transpires when Mani gets briefly incarcerated on a contempt of court charge and shows her considerably substantial stuff in a group prison shower scene. Of course, Mani&#8217;s lascivious lesbian cell mate tries to seduce her only to have her unwanted advances rebuffed with a severe beatdown! Strangely enough, the lesbian forgives Mani and becomes her best buddy while she&#8217;s behind bars. Given an extra galvanizing shot in the vigorously rough&#8217;n&#8217;ready arm by Edward Victor&#8217;s punchy direction, a funky-rockin&#8217; score, endearingly crummy acting by a game (if lame) cast, a constant snappy pace, numerous pull-out-all-the-stops exciting fight scenes, and Howard Anderson III&#8217;s gritty photography, this immensely enjoyable down&#8217;n&#8217;dirty exploitation swill is essential viewing for hardcore fans of blithely low-grade low-budget grindhouse cinema junk.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This entertainingly tacky&#8217;n&#8217;trashy distaff &#8220;Death Wish&#8221; copy stars the exceptionally gorgeous and well-endowed brunette hottie supreme Karin Mani as Billie Clark, a top-notch martial arts fighter and one woman wrecking crew who opens up a gigantic ten gallon drum of ferocious chopsocky whup-a** on assorted no-count scuzzy muggers, rapists, drug dealers and street gang members&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25476,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-b-movie-news","wpcat-1-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",1050,1600,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-145x145.jpg",145,145,true],"medium":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-197x300.jpg",197,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-768x1170.jpg",768,1170,true],"large":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01-672x1024.jpg",672,1024,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",1008,1536,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",1050,1600,false],"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",1050,1600,false],"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",1050,1600,false],"gridflex-360w-300h-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/alley_cat_poster_01.jpg",197,300,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"admin1","author_link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"This entertainingly tacky&#8217;n&#8217;trashy distaff &#8220;Death Wish&#8221; copy stars the exceptionally gorgeous and well-endowed brunette hottie supreme Karin Mani as Billie Clark, a top-notch martial arts fighter and one woman wrecking crew who opens up a gigantic ten gallon drum of ferocious chopsocky whup-a** on assorted no-count scuzzy muggers, rapists, drug dealers and street gang members...","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25513\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}