{"id":26995,"date":"2019-02-08T08:45:54","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T14:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=26995"},"modified":"2019-01-06T08:47:38","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T14:47:38","slug":"warriors-of-the-apocalypse-1985","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=26995","title":{"rendered":"Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\nIn this telling of the age-old tale, we have a bunch of survivors slowly trudging through the wasteland, barely scraping by on food and water. They each have their own specific label (A smart old guy, a cool dude with shades and a leader covered in body hair to show how manly he is) but mostly they are your usual stereotypical rabble of rednecks. They run into a bit of trouble when they are constantly under attack by a tribe of pygmies who seem to have the ability to rejuvenate whenever they are killed. After being captured by these little men, they find themselves as prisoners of a 175 year old princess and her duplicitous head priest. Fortunately, their jail is a treehouse village paradise populated by gorgeous amazon-like women who see them as future fathers of their children. Not surprisingly, they want to stay now. But is there a darker side to this utopia? What do you think?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m still suppressing the giggles from watching this video. Gun battles where people throw themselves in front of bullets, slow-motion fight scenes where people very obviously never make any contact, the hideous, repeatedly used special effect where light beams come out of someone&#8217;s eyes (has to be seen to be believed), the customary fat girl used as comic relief because she can&#8217;t get any action, the wobbling set that looks like it was assembled from old pantomime props.. I could go on. At least it is never a chore to sit through, there is always something unintentionally hilarious round the corner just when things seem to be getting dull. This doesn&#8217;t mean it gets a good rating, but at least it would be a great choice for a MST3K night when you&#8217;ve had a few with your mates. I recommend it on that level alone.\n\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this telling of the age-old tale, we have a bunch of survivors slowly trudging through the wasteland, barely scraping by on food and water. 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