Dracula isn’t going by “Dracula” these days, and his castle isn’t really his, it’s rented, and it isn’t really a castle, but just resembles one. And while there is blood, remarkably Dracula is now so leisure-class that he has servants extract blood with needles from his victims and serve it to him (and his wife) in wine glasses.<\/p>\n
A young photographer and his model fianc\u00e9 take some photos at Marineland (are walruses and seals sexy?). He inherits a “castle” from a 108-year-old relative. They decide they’ll live and work out of the castle without having seen it, and that they’ll have to evict the old couple who’d been renting it.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, at the castle, mute hunchbacked servant Mango (!?) and genteel butler (and moon god Luna cultist) George are acquiring female “guests” to chain in the basement to keep a ready supply for their vampire bosses. The vampires realize they’ll have to get the young couple to let them stay in the castle one way or another.<\/p>\n
Also showing up is the vampires’ friend Johnny, a homicidal maniac. Just on his way to the castle, he kills four people, and that’s when he’s on his best behavior! Repeatedly, it is said that he’s worse when there’s a full moon. He’s not a werewolf, though.<\/p>\n
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