{"id":30055,"date":"2020-04-27T21:13:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T03:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=30055"},"modified":"2020-02-29T21:15:19","modified_gmt":"2020-03-01T03:15:19","slug":"the-girl-in-the-kremlin-1957","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=30055","title":{"rendered":"The Girl in the Kremlin (1957)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/25is_stalin_alive.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"392\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/25is_stalin_alive.jpg 392w, https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/25is_stalin_alive-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Luscious Zsa Zsa Gabor one-note emotes as twins in this Albert Zugsmith-produced Universal back lot B made for about a buck ninety-eight on sets left over from their old horror movies. The preposterous proceedings begin in Moscow with mistress\/nurse Zsa Zsa Gabor giving Stalin&#8217;s double a lethal injection while the real deal gets his kicks having a female prisoner&#8217;s head shaved. Before he can rub the shiny dome of the shamed dame, Gabor tells him it&#8217;s time for his plastic surgery and off they go -but not before depleting the Russian treasury and absconding with a bomb. Fast forward a few years to Berlin where another Zsa enlists the aid of ex-O.S.S. agent Lex Barker (all trench-coat and cigarettes) to help her find her twin, a nurse that had disappeared behind the Iron Curtain after her plastic surgeon boss was murdered outside the Kremlin. Barker&#8217;s best friend, a one-armed spy named Mischa, does what all the countries in the world can&#8217;t do and puts the pair on Stalin&#8217;s trail. It all ends in a Greek monastery with the good and bad Gabors battling it out until one of them gets her wig yanked off.<\/p>\n<p>This was unbelievably bad &#8230;but fun, sort of. International playgirl Zsa Zsa Gabor was lovely to look at but pretty untalented; she made Maria Montez&#8217; turn as twins in another Universal outing, Robert Siodmak&#8217;s COBRA WOMAN, look like Oscar bait. The shapely lady was shown to good advantage, however, doffing her duds in silhouette behind a screen and, posing as a newlywed (which shouldn&#8217;t have been a stretch for her), modeling a frilly new nightie. Handsome Lex Barker did his deadpan duty (no stretch for him, either) and the director was publicist Russell Birdwell, the man responsible for making Jane Russell a household name in Howard Hughes&#8217; THE OUTLAW (he coined &#8220;How would you like to tussle with Russell?&#8221;). Oddly enough, the comic book caper was co-written by DeWitt Bodeen, the writer behind CAT PEOPLE, CURSE OF THE CAT PEOPLE, and THE ENCHANTED COTTAGE. Go figure.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luscious Zsa Zsa Gabor one-note emotes as twins in this Albert Zugsmith-produced Universal back lot B made for about a buck ninety-eight on sets left over from their old horror movies. 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