{"id":31427,"date":"2020-11-07T17:43:10","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T23:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=31427"},"modified":"2020-10-26T17:47:19","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T23:47:19","slug":"warriors-of-the-apocalypse-1985-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=31427","title":{"rendered":"Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31379\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28-187x300.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What is it with me and these cheapo 80&#8217;s movies that all revolve around the apocalypse? I seem to pick up another one every time I venture out to the market these days. Was Mad Max really that inspirational? Or is it a case of lazy screenwriters not being able to impose their vision on any other scenario than the end of the world? In any case, I&#8217;m glad that 20 years on.. the genre is more or less absent from today&#8217;s culture, so let&#8217;s try to keep it that way, shall we? A remake of this or similarly themed films is something I definitely could not handle..<\/p>\n<p>In this telling of the age-old tale, we have a bunch of survivors slowly trudging through the wasteland, barely scraping by on food and water. They each have their own specific label (A smart old guy, a cool dude with shades and a leader covered in body hair to show how manly he is) but mostly they are your usual stereotypical rabble of rednecks. They run into a bit of trouble when they are constantly under attack by a tribe of pygmies who seem to have the ability to rejuvenate whenever they are killed. After being captured by these little men, they find themselves as prisoners of a 175 year old princess and her duplicitous head priest. Fortunately, their jail is a treehouse village paradise populated by gorgeous amazon-like women who see them as future fathers of their children. Not surprisingly, they want to stay now. But is there a darker side to this utopia? What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still suppressing the giggles from watching this video. Gun battles where people throw themselves in front of bullets, slow-motion fight scenes where people very obviously never make any contact, the hideous, repeatedly used special effect where light beams come out of someone&#8217;s eyes (has to be seen to be believed), the customary fat girl used as comic relief because she can&#8217;t get any action, the wobbling set that looks like it was assembled from old pantomime props.. I could go on. At least it is never a chore to sit through, there is always something unintentionally hilarious round the corner just when things seem to be getting dull. This doesn&#8217;t mean it gets a good rating, but at least it would be a great choice for a MST3K night when you&#8217;ve had a few with your mates. I recommend it on that level alone. Filled with all the softcore nudity and cheesy dialogue you&#8217;d expect just by looking at the title, this &#8216;not quite good enough to be a B movie&#8217; <\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with me and these cheapo 80&#8217;s movies that all revolve around the apocalypse? I seem to pick up another one every time I venture out to the market these days. Was Mad Max really that inspirational? Or is it a case of lazy screenwriters not being able to impose their vision on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31379,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-b-movie-news","wpcat-1-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28-236x300.jpg",236,300,true],"medium":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28-187x300.jpg",187,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"large":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",236,378,false],"gridflex-360w-300h-image":["https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/c551450eb49dd516783da2716135eb28.jpg",187,300,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"admin1","author_link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"What is it with me and these cheapo 80&#8217;s movies that all revolve around the apocalypse? 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