Lucky, lucky you. You don’t have to face real evil every day, the sort of hair-raising, bile-churning, hell-on-earth foulness that the MooCow faces every day of his unimaginably heroic life. But that’s why the MooCow is here: to watch terrible, awful, horribly stinky moovies, so you don’t have to.

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And you definitely don’t have to watch this dead turkey. In which several nerds, nekkid chicks, and sorority bimbos release a rubber midget from a bowling trophy in a deserted bowling alley. The rubber midget talks like Superfly Pimpdaddy, grants a couple of mild wishes, which promptly turn sour, and then turns the sorority bimbos into killer demons with lots of eye shadow. Not exactly Shakespeare, but who cares, it should be a lot of fun, right?? Wrong-o, boy wonder! :=8P The simple fact is that this cheeser is a major snore. I know, I know, it’s gotta great title that makes it sound like one of those classic cheesers that the wacky guys at Troma like to throw our way every now and then. The MooCow is also aware of, and appreciates, the fact that this stinker employs the ample talents of a troika of classic T&A jigglers, including Linnea Quigley(“Graduation Day”, “Creepozoids”, “Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”), Brinke Stevens(“Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity”, “Slumber Party Massacre”, “Bad Girls from Mars”), and Michelle Bauer(“Roller Blade”, “Night of the Living Babes”, “Beverly Hills Vamps”). Believe the MooCow when he says there should have been a LOT MOORE udder action here… In fact, the acting is drab(particularly by the nerds), the sound is lousy, the lighting is dim(a strobe would have been moore illuminating), the fx are total cheese wiz(did they steal that rubber midget from “Roller Blade”??), the editing choppy and headache-inducing, the direction stale and lifeless. There is sooo mooch negative energy from the non-action in this film that you cud conceivably power several titanic black holes, and still have enough to run yer quasinart on puree. Director David DeCoteau has producer/directed far moore palatable cheese before(“Assault of the Killer Bimbos”, “Trancers II”, and “Beach Babes from Beyond”), and he makes the inexcusable error of turning a spicy teen-exploitation T&A jigglefest into boring, watery treacle. Very little happens between scenes of the jigglers and the “demons” – this is one moovie that cud have sorely used Eddie Deezen, and that about says it all! Don’t say you weren’t warned! The MooCow says definitely don’t judge this video by it’s title, and the chance of some nekkid flesh, ’cause this one is a gutterball.