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7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)

I’ll start off by letting you know,I’m not going to re-hash the story in my review. Everyone’s pretty much covered it,so I’ll just hit what were the highlights for me. First of all,I grew up with “The Odd Couple” reruns in the early 1980s,on channel 5 here in Phoenix,AZ. I loved what Tony & Jack did together. So I was sad when I heard about Tony’s passing and was compelled to read Mr. Klugman’s book “Tony and Me”.

In the book,Jack recommends seeing,”The 7 faces Of Dr. Lao”,calling it “a rare gem”. He is certainly correct. I had never even heard of or seen this movie anywhere,anytime or anyplace in my life,which I find odd. Anyhow,I think what sets a person up to watch this movie is you think it’s going to be another typical “western”. (It couldn’t be anyway,it’s set in the early 1900’s).

With Lao’s riding in on a horse with a goldfish bowl in the saddle,you know it’s going to be a strange trip. I was glad to see that Tony Randall got to speak in normal English and not just as the stereotyped Chinaman. For a movie filmed in 1963,it has great ideas and daring scenes.

Scenes like the one with Barbra Eden and “Pan” the God of Joy. As someone stated,for this era,it’s a pretty racy scene. Especially since in most films long ago,you rarely saw a woman demonstrate her “desires” like that. Other scenes are Merlin the Wizard,who ends up letting down his audience but then again they were being impossible with him,so maybe he did it on purpose? Who knows.

The scene with our resident villain and serpent who resembles him is a great character assassination on the part of said serpent. The whole scene is hilarious but true. Some people think too highly of themselves. That fact is later set in stone when he gets his fortune read by Appollonius.

Although depressing and very surprising,Appollonius’ brutal honesty in reading futures is what makes the two scenes with that character compelling. He’s not catering to their egos or whims,he’s “cursed’ to tell the absolute truth. I love how Tony R. submerges himself into these characters!

The “Medusa” scene probably would have scared me if I were a kid but it’s still a bit of an uncomfortable thought,being turned to stone. (At least Medusa shut up that loud mouthed woman!) Seeing Mr. Randall in that make up…sort of like Boy George 20 years before-hand. The second night of Dr. Lao’s circus,with the overhead “visualiztion” is great too. I love how the scene goes black and they all wake up in the town hall. Ready to vote to sell or save their town.

Granted,the special effects in the film are a product of their time but since it’s fantasy,it really doesn’t take anything away from the film. In fact,when the sea-serpent attacks,it’s no less exciting for not being “computer animated”.

I mostly just like the honesty of the characters. These aren’t your average movie characters. They are very much like real people of that era. After watching this,I can’t believe it wasn’t even considered for a “Best Picture” Oscar. “My Fair Lady” a better film? I think not.

Find “Lao” wherever you can,I guarantee,it’ll be worth it.