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Review – Live Nude Girls

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Plot: Live Nude Girls is a feature film comedy set in a 1980’s Los Angeles strip club. The story of Shane (Mike Hatton), an average guy from Chicago who inherits a gentleman’s club from his estranged uncle. Shane leaves the Midwest and moves to Los Angeles with his party animal best friend (Harmar Superstar) in tow. Our hero hopes his life will get a fresh start – but once in L.A ., Shane discovers the club is practically out of business and that he’s also inherited an out of control gang of employees (Christopher Gordon, Matt Offerman), a dozen wild strippers (Asa Akira, Kristen DeLuca, Tera Patrick), and an insane booze hound of a business partner (Dave Foley). With the help of a beautiful cocktail waitress (AnneMarie Pazmino) and a super star exotic dancer with a strange talent (Bree Olson), Shane does whatever it takes to save the club and his new life while accidentally making strip-club history.

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Knight Rider K.I.T.T. car, 80s style music, white suit with pink tank top, strippers, partying, sex, and tons of comedy.  Whatever else you need to entice you to see this 80s style comedy is probably in the film.  The dialogue and actions are a perfect recipe as there were plenty of comedic scenes and done in a tasteful way (for the most part) and not in an annoying too over the top way.  Mike Hatton mentioned to B Movie Nation that he would come up with some good dick and fart jokes and Jay Leggett would take those jokes and mold them into smart ones and it’s evident with the clever one liners in the film.

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The performances of the actors and actresses were excellent as they were goofy, sexy, and hilarious.  Jay Leggett did a great job directing and kept the characters respectful in the film. Yes, “respectful” even though it’s a film about a raunchy strip club. The girls were comical and just like topless Vegas Showgirls their performances are so good you didn‘t even know they’re topless…well, somewhat.  Chloe (Bree Olsen) will have you racing to the Fort Wayne, Indiana Steak N’ Shake.  Christina (Annemarie Pazmino) the cocktail waitress and Shane’s (Mike Hatton) assistant does an outstanding job at playing a humble pretty girl, yet erotic in her French maid outfit.  If you’re a Star Wars fan with a Princess Lea fetish (like most 80s guys), you need to see Live Nude Girls for one scene that alone makes the film worth seeing!  Definitely check out Live Nude Girls for lots of excitement.  The DVD is available through Amazon.com and Xbox VOD.

 

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