‘Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark’ is a monster/disaster film directed by Emile Edwin Smith and released straight to DVD in early 2014. The film is the third instalment of the ‘Mega Shark Trilogy’, successor to ‘Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus’ and ‘Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus’. The film stars Christopher Judge and Elisabeth Röhm, with Debbie Gibson reprising her role as Emma MacNeil from the first film.

Following a similar plot to its predecessors, our protagonists are confronted by a bloodthirsty megalodon intent on causing havoc off the coast of Australia, and are left side-lined as their own creation designed to destroy the shark – a robot called Mecha Shark – begins an autonomous unforeseen attack following a communication failure. Following an encouraging opening, the film quickly delves into the series’ formula of unoriginal and repetitive set pieces attempting to subdue the creatures, whilst an implausible romance blooms. The narrative of films like ‘Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark’ demands the lowest of expectations from audiences, and whilst the film surpasses these nethermost expectations, it sadly offers little to even be classed in the ‘so bad it’s good’ category.

Performances across the board are satisfactory, but there is a gargantuan non-existence of wit and tongue-in-cheek moments which begs the question why a film entitled ‘Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark’ is taking itself so earnestly. Undeniably the film offers brief moments of gratification – a shark destroying the head of an Egyptian sphinx can only be a good thing. On majority though the film feels stale and, considering the film’s title, it would have been beneficial to give much more screen time to the clash between the Mega Shark and the Mecha Shark.

‘Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark’ is a formulaic and uninspired film which begs for, believe it not, more destruction and mayhem. Not totally without merit, the film isn’t the lowest of the low of its genre, but is certainly does not amaze or thrill.