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American Beach House (2015)

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What happens when six lucky strangers, three handsome young guys and three beautiful sexy young women, from all over the world, win a random contest– an all expenses paid trip to an amazing beach house in glamorous Malibu, California, thanks to a big Internet company–only to discover they have to share it with each other.

Let’s be honest, the most interest this movie generates is from curiosity, either by how they drag Lorenzo Lamas or how much attractive girls in poster will shed their clothes. That is much more attention than this movie deserves, as it has no appeal whatsoever aside from few superficial flashes of half-naked ladies, even that is debatable as merit.

It’s like a parody of reality show, and would have been funny if it didn’t try to shoehorn cringe worthy romcom script. Nothing more than a few people prancing in beach, the drama is barren at best and the comedy is so outdated, it wouldn’t have worked even in 80s.

All characters don’t look authentic, and Lorenzo Lamas pops up every now and then to offer vague advice and grope random girls. There are even awkward soundtracks to accompany the whole lackluster parade.