The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

ROTLD is one of the rare cases where horror meets comedy to good effect. With some classic lines like “you gotta hit the brain” and “watch your mouth kid if you like this job”, this film works because it doesn’t rely solely on gore or stupidity; the script is very well written.

ROTLD pays homage to George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead” but veers away from the slow lumbering zombies of the ’68 classic, and instead gives us “the original” super zombies (ie before 28 days later or Dawn of the Dead remake) that are not so easily dealt with! This proves to be an interesting problem for the script to resolve which I think it does with style by the end of the movie.

The characters are a little predictable and one dimensional except for the lead pair who are introduced at the start of the movie, but that’s perhaps the only flaw. What I really like about this movie is that, whilst not entirely a gorefest, it still manages to kick-ass because of the flawless plot. By this I mean that there a few scenarios where you find yourself saying “that’s just dumb” or “they’d never do that” etc, which is very rare nowadays in the horror/sci-fi genre. Dramas & thrillers etc get an easy job of it because all they have to do is convince us that their reality is real-life. Horror on the other hand needs to convince that the unreality it portrays is what is real-life, and that’s not always an easy task.

ROTLD is funny, sick, clever and above all entertaining if you can stomache some pretty twisted content.