“Dark Ride” is a weirdly entertaining little slasher film heavily reminiscent of Tobe Hooper’s “The Funhouse”. The story follows a group of college friends who decide to go on a trip during spring break. While driving through New Jersey late one night, they have a bizarre encounter at a gas station, and later pick up a ditsy hitchhiker with a good stash of drugs. The kids decide to stop at an amusement park to check out the “dark ride”, a horror ride that was closed down for years after two twin sisters were murdered there in 1989. The murderer is now institutionalized, but for these unlucky teenagers, he has escaped within the past two weeks. As they enter the ride and decide to spend some time messing around in there with all of the scary props and whatnot, they aren’t aware of the real horrors that await them.

While this film was very obviously inspired by Tobe Hooper’s slasher film, “The Funhouse”, it honestly is nowhere near as good. But would one expect it to be any better? Nah, I don’t think so. Besides this, “Dark Ride” is still an enjoyable little blood-soaked horror flick. The plot is beyond derivative, and the script is pretty jammed full with typical horror set-ups and clichés – we’ve seen it all before, plenty of times. Not much originality here, but oh well. While the story does lack any uniqueness or originality, it makes up for it with some good thrills and a full plate of some cheap (but clever) scares and violence. It’s a pretty gory film, but I think that’s what it was going for anyway so it works. We have plenty of gruesome stabbings, slashings, head-splittings, and a grossly clever decapitation that could likely become of cult status (I won’t explain, you’ll know it when you see it for sure). The sets inside the horror ride were really nicely done, and appropriately spooky. Amusement rides like that have an eerie thing about them anyway, so I love the setting.

The acting in the film is so-so. Jamie Lynn-DiSalca (of TV’s “The Sopranos”) is the heroine, and is just alright – not anything mind blowing, but passable enough with her performance. The male stars are actually the better actors in the film though, I’m sure some of you will recognize Patrick Renna of the ’90s Disney film, “The Big Green”, I knew I’d seen that face before. The rest of the cast isn’t bad, but the performances were overall no more than average (if not a little below). When considering what type of movie this is though, the acting quality is almost irrelevant. The killer in the film is creepy, not because of his physical deformity, but more so because of his child-like porcelain mask that he wears throughout the film. I thought the ‘twist’ in the end was actually pretty good, it came totally out of nowhere for me, so I have to give that some credit because the writing there was pretty good.

Overall, “Dark Ride” is an enjoyable little slasher fest that isn’t much more than that. It’s formulaic, clichéd, and predictable in quite a few ways. But it still manages to be entertaining and fun aside from it’s downfalls. Hardened horror buffs will know exactly what to expect, and will feel like they’ve seen it a hundred times. But if you enjoy a good old corny slasher flick, this weird little throwback to ’80s style splatter pictures might be an enjoyable find. It isn’t a great movie by any means, but I have to give it a half-and-half rating at least because it was pretty entertaining for what it was.