Butter up the popcorn, turn down the lights, and strap in for this roller-coaster gore-fest from Asylum Pictures. It starts off a bit slow, but once things get moving, prepare for a real treat. It’s a comic book adventure come alive, complete with all the blood-splattering effects one would expect. And when I say strap in, I’m not kidding. MINOR SPOILER ONLY— Only one slight spoiler I must include in this review, but I promise I will not give away anything crucial— if you think you’ve seen it all, be patient through the first part of the movie— just a few moments after the 55 minute mark, you’re probably going to pee in your pants. Don’t cheat yourself out of the thrill by fast-forwarding— watch it all to enjoy the full effect. I was practically on the floor with the joy of the absurd. Kudos to Asylum— this is real entertainment.