Stop what you’re doing and watch the trailer for Machete Kills right now. Sure, it’s in Spanish, but no one cares about the dialogue anyway. The cast alone makes this movie a must-see. The sequel to Danny Trejo’s cult B-movie hit Machete features amazing casting. Some people of note: Mel Gibson, Carlos Estevez AKA Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Lady Gaga, and last and probably least, Cuba Gooding Jr. That’s right folks, the only good part of Pearl Harbor is back! Can you honestly say that you didn’t laugh when you saw him in the trailer? I doubt it.
If those comical additions won’t lure you into Machete Kills, how about Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, Zoe Saldana, and Sofia Vergara? Yeah, I thought so. Sofia Vergara with guns for boobs cannot be ignored. You know you’re going to see this movie when it opens September, 13th, so you might as well get in line right now.