We’ve witnessed Squirrels, bowed down to the majesty of Zombeavers, but now its time for another horror-comedy that takes the B-movie to a whole new level.

Zomboobies is the potent combination of Japanese horror, rubbery practical FX and demonically-possessed mutant breasts, and it recently cropped up on Kickstarter in search of funding.

Unfortunately, the Mike L Taylor-directed project fell some way short of reaching its $99,000 target, meaning it’s quite possibly the best bad movie you’ll never get to see.On the plus side, a two-minute enticement trailer was produced with a view to acquiring funds and is viewable above. What would this Double D-mented magnum opus have been about? Take it away, Mr Taylor…

Zomboobies is on over-the-top, boobs-to-the-wall horror-comedy. It combines the insanity of Japanese horror movies with traditional creature effects, modern digital effects, satire, gore, pathos, morality, hyper-kinetic camerawork and boobies.”

What were you thinking, internet? You coughed up cash for Veronica Mars and Zack Braff but not this!