Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

Anyone going into this movie looking for a blood curdling shocker is barking up the wrong tree here. The title of the movie should tell you that. On the other hand, if you want to feel the tears run down your cheeks from incredulous laughter and your throat get sore with the groaning at the awful sight that’s facing you, then maybe you will be able to suffer it.

Rock star wannabes who maybe should have found out what music is first, a dwarf Nazi zombie, a re-incarnated Adolf Hitler, a few dim bimbos, terrible audio and visual and you have everything you could possibly want!

Great lines, including a girl picking up her boyfriend’s head and asking if he’s OK are priceless. I take my hat off to the scriptwriter for having the front to write this stuff down.

Anyway people, it’s one you have to take as you find and enjoy for the rubbish that it is. It is bad horror at it’s finest.