“The Sinister Urge” is proof if any was ever needed that Ed Wood was a completely and utterly inept writer and director. He does, of course, have a surprising number of fans who actually like some of his work (“Bride of the Monster”, I have to admit, isn’t really all that bad of a film), but “The Sinister Urge” is so chock-full of Ed Wood clichés (redundant dialogue, amazingly bad acting, and taking hypocritical preaching to a whole new level are but few of the features of this film).

I’ve seen “The Sinister Urge” several times in its “Mystery Science Theater 3000” version, which features some of the funniest and most seemingly random riffs in the history of that show- one scene features Mike and the bots breaking into song… but I won’t spoil that for you. Tonight I watched this film without their aid and it is a prime example of complete cinematic incompetence. From start to finish the script is unbelievably bad, not even in an earnest “Plan 9” sort of way- there’s only the occasional laugh here, unless you can find humor in something so pathetically horrid. Similarly, Wood is incapable of even a second of flair in his direction of the film.

There are people in this world who will tell you with a straight face that this is a fine film, an indictment of the seedy world of pornography (oh let’s face it, compared to what we have going now, the porn industry in 1960 was one big huge convent). These people are absolutely, unequivocally NUTS. One only has too look at Wood’s filmography to see that he had already written several smut films, including notorious early nudie Western “Revenge of the Virgins”, prior to this film’s release.