David’s new girlfriend turns out to be a vampire so he enlists the help of the 10th best vampire hunter in his zipcode and legendary badass Bloodsucka Jones to fight off an army of evil preppy vampires.
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Trailers contain some of the best scenes, but for Bloodsucka Jones, the whole movie is a trailer, it was funny, exciting, and sexy from start to finish. A few things Mr. Jones didn’t have time to share in the trailer was the film also contains:
Animation with two Unicorns going at it.
A teddy bear getting a full cavity search.
Gratuitous bikini car wash
Attack montage by sexy vampires set to a hard rock song.
To sum up the film, LOVED IT! That’s to put it simple, Bloodsucka Jones was a blast to watch! The story, action, comedy, eye candy, all make the film enjoyable and worth watching. However, it’s the content of the film that elevates the enjoyment to, as Bloodsucka would say himself, BAD ASSS!
Justin Armao who plays David in the film, just loves to deliver one liners throughout the film. He’s complimented by endless sarcastic comments and jokes by the supporting cast. With the exception of Bloodsucka Jone’s beautiful sidekick Vanessa (Maria Canapino), who doesn’t speak a word throughout the film. Spoiler alert: She speaks one word near the end.
Here’s a tiny sample of the continuous one liners:
Your hands are cold, were you jerking off a snow man?
The freeway had more traffic than your sister’s pants.
You couldn’t F’ a panda if you had a bamboo wiener.
The typical B Movies will run about 90 minutes and Bloodsucka Jones goes that extra 13 minutes, just to give us a few extra laughs, eye candy, and quality kills.
The DVD extra features are all worth checking out:
Fancey Mess ‘em Ups
Stuff Dat Got Cut
Yay Trailers
Commentaries
Purchase Bloodsucka Jones from Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Bloodsucka-Jones-Justin-Armao/dp/B00MYFOCJ4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412917869&sr=8-1&keywords=bloodsucka+jones
Now available through Vimeo on Demand for Rent and Purchase.
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